About Uncle Ezekiel
Name : Ezekiel Stoltzfus
Location : Lancaster, PA
Beard Length : 14 inches
Marital Status : Happily Married
Likes : Bonnets, Boobs, Suspenders, Barn Raising, Rocking Chairs
Dislikes : Electricity, Automobiles, Celebrities, Straw Hats
Quote : “Have you ever tried farming without porn? It’s boring.”
Favorite Color : Blue


