About Uncle Ezekiel


Name : Ezekiel Stoltzfus

Location : Lancaster, PA

Beard Length : 14 inches

Marital Status : Happily Married

Likes : Bonnets, Boobs, Suspenders, Barn Raising, Rocking Chairs

Dislikes : Electricity, Automobiles, Celebrities, Straw Hats

Quote : “Have you ever tried farming without porn?  It’s boring.”

Favorite Color : Blue